Author J.A. Kazimer - More than a little F*ed Up...**

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My romantic suspence novel, The Unhappiest Place on Earth, sold to Coffeetown Press (imprint - Camel).

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DOPE SICK: A LOVE STORY

Once a famous rock star, Colin Wilde nearly dies on a dirty bathroom floor, a lethal dose of heroin in his veins and the name of his murdered wife, Lisa, on his lips. Two years later, finally clean and on the verge of a major comeback, he meets Zoe, a beautiful strung-out dancer. With her help, Colin maneuvers through the seedy world of sex, drugs, and record deals in search of a killer.

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SHANK: A Wilde Crime

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Money can’t buy happiness.

Ian Wilde knows a bluff when he hears one. The tattooed ex-con is so sure the twelve million dollars of stolen money sitting in a bank on Grand Cayman Island will buy his happiness, not to mention his best friend’s life that he risks everything in a desperate con game to acquire it.

FROGGY STYLE:

A F*ED UP FAIRY TALE**

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Part of the hot trend of revamped fairytales—from the films Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters, Mirror, Mirror and Snow White and the Huntsman to hit TV shows Once Upon a Time and Grimm—J.A. Kazimer’s second raucous and irreverent book in the F***ed-Up Fairytale series puts a new spin on a French-kissing frog looking for his princess!

Read excerpt from FROGGY STYLE!

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Kissing a Frog Photo Contest

Review of FROGGY STYLE from The Denver Post Newspaper (March 31, 2013)

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CURSES!

A F*ed-Up Fairy Tale**

Definitely not for baby’s bedtime reading, this hilarious and irreverent take on fairy tales—think Shrek for grownups—combines humor, mystery, and characters only a fairy godmother could love…

When Cinderella is run over by a New Never City bus, her not-so-ugly stepsister, Asia,suspects murder. So she hires RJ, a private eye, to investigate. Little does she know RJ is actually a villain on mental health leave from the Villain’s Union. Cursed with an inability to say no to damsels in distress, RJ travels to the Kingdom of Maldetto, meets the rest of Cinderella’s family—including her fiancé, the flamboyant Prince Charming, Cinderella’s crazy stepmother, and a seriously twisted version of Hansel and Gretel—and dodges bullets, explosions, fires, and his own ex-wife to slip his own version of glass handcuffs on the wrists that fit. All while falling for Asia, who has a curse of her own to deal with…

Fabulous, frolicsome, and delightfully F***ed-Up, Kazimer's debut is a thoroughly fun read. - Nicole Peeler, author of the True Jane Series.

Forget everything you know about Cinderella and her sisters. J.A. Kazimer sets the record straight with wit, humor and a hell of an imagination! - Jeanne C. Stein, National Bestselling Author of The Anna Strong Vampire Chronicles

“More than f*cked up. Demented. Hilarious. Kazimer is going to warp a lot of minds and they’re going to thank her.” - Mario Acevedo, author of Werewolf Smackdown

The vibe is...a cross between The Addams Family and Grimm with a little Rocky and Bullwinkle thrown in... - Publishers Weekly

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Articles & Reviews for CUrses! (A Book banned in westmister):

Read The Boulder Weekly Write up of CURSES!

Read the Broomfield Enterprise article on CURSES!

Read interview with j.a. kazimer from The Nervous Breakdown

HOLY SOCKS & DIRTIER DEMONS On Sale NOW In E-Book and trade paperback!

A thirty something ex-soldier and playboy, a narcissistic angel, a Zen-spouting Buddhist, and a demonic feminist search for a kidnapped Baby Jesus in New York City in an attempt to stop the coming revelation.

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