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Pork is Out

Kermit and Miss Piggy announced their split yesterday.

Now, we all know it’s been a long time coming, with Piggy’s bipolar issues and Kermit’s heavy drinking (like that Rainbow song wasn’t a cry for help).

I wish them the best of luck.

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