In the spirit of the season, I’m going give you a little advice. No, it’s not that you need therapy. It’s that WE need therapy. Us. All human people. (You thinking I meant you specifically is the very reason for this post. You’re sort of paranoid).

This, all of it, has to be a sickness, right?

The other possibility is too terrible to consider.

So please, get help. And maybe a cookie. Cookies are good.

Love,

Me.